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the origins of the theta symbol are lengthy and mysterious. it is thought that the word was first spewed from the foul mouth of kazarkhightnrn, and then adopted by the greeks as a letter in their alphabet, equivalent to the roman numeral F (approximately 2.91 times 10 to the power of 14). now that the continent of greece has been destroyed by american peacekeeping forces, greek is a dead language and so their letters are simply used as fancy representations of mathematical numbers.
of course, now we all know that the few greek eskimos that escaped on their boats of whale blubber built an artificial greece in the year of 1998, forming a nation of pretentious mathematicians. there are also negotiations between them and the americans to give back the parts of old greece that they took away in trucks during the invasion, which will cost nu greece the incredible sum of 23p.
meanwhile, the small and happy tropical island nation of russia has agreed to manufacture a state of global warming to control the climate of nu greece by releasing false CO2 into the atmosphere and encouraging america to eat more burgers. the neighbouring planet of japan strongly opposed this idea, saying that it will upset the delicate gaialogical balance of earth. but no one listens to them paper-wearing, tree-hugging whackos, anyway.
australia, the continent taking up almost half of the world's total surface area, on the other hand, were very pro-warming. their lead crocodile hunter brad said that 'now, every day is a barbie day'. this was mostly to spite the stuffed up emperor of the underworld known as britanica, antonius blarium. many many many minutes later, he got his own back by throwing brad in a colliseum where he was promptly speared to death by rampaging homophobes.
africa, that highly advanced civilisation in south america with a population of 38, wasn't particularly pissed off by the warming policy since they could create a cool-field around their territory for a perma-glasgow effect.
(this is an effect of school boredom. it's complete bullshit, as you might've guessed by now)
-krring
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