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21.2.05 ||
spot the odd one out
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ray's made a forum for all his friends. if you know who ray is, or even if you don't, join the legion.
-krring
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17.2.05 ||
various random things
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foon.co.uk is a wonderfully random site with games such as hapland and the completely bizarre paradox comics (see below). also have a look at its stories, which are rather like the bit in hitchhiker's when arthur and ford are trapped in the improbability drive, but randomised a bit.
it's inspired me to revive brad the metamorphic block and to make it more pointless and crazier than ever.
it's also brought back memories of climb the plantation, a simply brilliant game. so pointless! so strange! so cute!
-krring
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14.2.05 ||
interactive buddy
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an amazingly programmed game where you can 'take good care' of your buddy with the help of grenades, molotov cocktails and stun guns. found here.
the best feature, though, is the scripting engine, which allows you to create your own modes for it. try out these scripts of mine:
electrocution balls
if(firstRun(),
resetVars()+
assign(oMouse,getMouseDown())+assign(eh,true),0);
if(getMouseDown(),
if(eh,assign(eratatawin,create("bouncyball",getXMouse(),getYMouse(),0,0))+
assign(eh,false),0)+
setX(eratatawin,getXMouse())+
setY(eratatawin,getYMouse())+
setXV(eratatawin,0)+
setYV(eratatawin,0)+
assign(lastx,getXMouse())+
assign(lasty,getYMouse()),0);
if(bnot(getMouseDown())&&oMouse,
assign(lastxv,getXMouse()-lastx)+
assign(lastxy,getYMouse()-lasty)+
setXV(eratatawin,lastxv)+
setXY(eratatawin,lastxy),0);
oMouse=getMouseDown();
if(lastxv!=sign(getXV(eratatawin)) lastxy!=sign(getYV(eratatawin)),
shock(getX(eratatawin)+4,getY(eratatawin)+4)+
shock(getX(eratatawin)-4,getY(eratatawin)+4)+
shock(getX(eratatawin)-4,getY(eratatawin)-4)+
shock(getX(eratatawin)+4,getY(eratatawin)-4)+
assign(lastxv,sign(getXV(eratatawin)))+
assign(lastxy,sign(getYV(eratatawin))),0);
rain of fire
whatever = random()*100;
xpos = random()*540;
ypos = 20;
if(whatever>75,create("fireball",xpos,ypos,random()*5,-random()*5),0)
-krring
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6.2.05 ||
i haven't posted for a week... oops
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bash.org: all those 1337 speakers and imbeciles make for some hilarious - if fundamentally depressing - quotes.
-krring
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main page
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