15.1.06 || rare and dangerous: the yorkshireman!

a collaborative effort. helen and i in maths.

the yorkshireman can be found in 30 of the 67 states of america, and sometimes even in yorkshire. he has an advanced respiratory system which calls for enlarged nostrils and lungs, and elongated feet on the end of useless legs used for holding beer. that huge pipe may look like an ego thing, but it is actually crucial to the balance of this ungainly creature. his neck muscles having been replaced by extra lung space, he consumes mercury deposits in order to allow his armpits to secrete gaseous wing mirrors. he can be seen charging off through the wetlands, his only means of braking a flock of sparrows dragging his beard backwards. keen cyclists covet the hulking shoulderblades as perfect terrain to train for the tour de france.

-krring
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comment by Blogger Harihollyhamishonishonshon 
this is yet another inspired moment of twisted genius. Only a moment, for the reader is sure to wake soon.

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